lent

Each year, Lent rolls around and everyone starts to talk about what they will give up for 40 days. I jokingly say "dating and sex" because, up until the past couple of years, those were obviously far from my life.

This year, I actually think that I am going to give up dating and sex. The problem is that I can't actually tell anyone because I've dated just enough for it to be real. No jokes this year! Jenny is giving up her whoring ways for a month and a half! Let's see how long she lasts!

Of course, Lent is still a month or so away. I could always change my sacrifice to chocolate....