I do not like porn

Yes! It is official! I don't like porn.

What brought on this revelation? A three step process:

1) I have a friend who likes porn. She is a very healthy, godly, married Christian woman. I'd forgotten about porn (not about its existence but is possible existence in anything near me) until she told me she likes it. I haven't rented or seen porn in probably seven years.

2) This was my birthday weekend and everything awesome or busy or important that I had planned fell through. An awesome concert...cancelled. A blind date that I've been emailing daily for a month...cancelled. All of my friends? Busy. Lock-in with youth...cancelled. A pity party combined with too much time and a bit of pint up sexual needs all led me to rent a $13 movie through my TV. It was more expensive but sounded like the only one that wasn't just lesbians.

3) I watched 60 seconds of hard core porn. I probably would have been better off if there was some sort of storyline, like a pizza delivery driver. How was I supposed to know?

60 seconds is all it took to totally gross me out and confirm a life-long dislike for porn. $13 well spent? That is arguable.

I am already learning fun new things as a 33 year-old. What an exciting year this will be!