Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Things I shouldn't admit: Underwear


I accidentally discovered that most of my underwear fits better if I wear it backwards.  This is because I have no ass.  NO ass.  I also have a front-butt, which is what mean people call that pouch of fat on your lower belly below your waist.

Most of my underwear is from Aerie, which is an awesome brand.  The waist tends to fit too low on my front and the butt sags in the back (due to aforementioned lack of ass).  When I put them on backwards one day, I had perfectly fitting panties with a bit of a cheeky cut on my non-existent ass!

My panties are sexier with the tag in the front.  It is now a daily habit.

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